Well, that settles it. My next Matt Chat will be called "Vintage Games the Infomercial." This adventure game will be solved only by clicking on the annotation to the Amazon page and buying the book at a special markup! There will also be achievements and easter eggs. The achievement is earned by buying a hundred books and ten vacuum cleaners. The easter egg is a hidden video that displays a Bjork video playing on a Sega Nomad. :P

Coming Soon: Matt and Bill's Vintage Games Rejuvenating Cream! Look ten years younger just by rubbing this under your eyes while chanting load"*",8,1.

Then there's Dungeons & Desktops Super Secret Formula for Synaptic Dysfunction. Each application guaranteed to give you an unwanted sequel or your money back and back again!

And for those with floppy Atari 5200 joysticks...Dr. Mark's Spanish Centering Ointment! Just smear this on that joystick and stand back!!!